Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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