question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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