sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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