That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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