the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
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the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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