just come out here and I will go home with you...
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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