I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Shame - the story of my life.
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