We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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