I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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