How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
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I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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