After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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