i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
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I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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