Porn is love you can see.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
porn star boner night. come get it.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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