brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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