I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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