so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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