on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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