I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
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I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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