If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Randomize
