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I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
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My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
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i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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