New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
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He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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