I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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