so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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