My sheets look like a crime scene.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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