I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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