i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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