well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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