oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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