You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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