His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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