they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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