Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Randomize
