she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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