Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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