She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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