They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
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just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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