He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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