Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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