Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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