i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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