Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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