I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
