Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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