What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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