when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
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