I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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