I'm sorry my penis didn't work
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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