Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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