i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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