stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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