Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
one two three fourrrrnication!
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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