Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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