how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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