32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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