I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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